Patterson 

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

Patterson by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009

Patterson 

A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.

Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!

Patterson by Grandmaster Darsh September 5, 2011

Patterson 

A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"

Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.

Patterson by domer17 May 23, 2008

patterson 

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

patterson by Number J July 21, 2008

Patterson 

To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.

Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.

Patterson by O.G K February 28, 2008

Patterson 

Cultural music of pabors. Also known as Jack Fields favorite musician. Go check him out on Spotify!!

Shiiit this song slaps!!
Ikr! It’s by none other than Patterson

Patterson by Poath Pood July 5, 2022

patterson 

Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.

Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.

patterson by DJCJ May 22, 2007