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Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).
Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.

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The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"
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A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation
Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?

Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
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