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A Patrick is most likely to be the most attractive guy in the room. He doesn't care what people think and although he's a total sweetheart, he would do anything to protect you. He always knows when something's wrong. He is optimistic and keeps you on your toes. He's romantic and good at remembering details. He's that guy who will randomly start dancing with you or rip his shirt in public. It's just how he do.
That Patrick kid is my best friend. I love him
by muahahaha98734 May 28, 2011
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A very attractive man who likes to be physically fit. He tends to hide behind his emotions by making excuses. Every girl wants him, but he is hard to get. If you do he is even harder to keep. He get's along best with girls named Brittany. Although, he does not admit liking them, Brittany will always be there for him. He should give her a shot.
Oh, stop acting like Patrick.
by soccerchick23 February 04, 2010
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the most attractive and handsome person in the whollleeeeee world. no one is more perfect than him. he is so sweet and everything anyone could ever ask for.
by courtneyratttt May 21, 2015
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Someone you can count on always making you smile. One that will love you unconditionally no matter the situation. He will pick you up when you are feeling down. Easy to talk to. Sweetest person that you will grow more in love with more and more everyday. Amazing in every single way and form. Someone that you can count on making you laugh and smile any minute of the given day. Super good looking! Is a Sexy beast! Is very romantic, but also can come out freaky, in a good way. Completely and absolutely amazing.Period.
girl comes home from a tough day from work and school...
logs into her account to see that Patrick had written a long letter saying how much he loves her...and then she falls asleep with the biggest smile on her face.
by Stary eyed September 06, 2011
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'Patrick is The Massive Bastard'

'Patrick's Massive Bastards: For the portlier gentleman'
by Ribenaface May 16, 2011
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Patrick is very talented when it comes to playing musical instruments. His best instrument is the drums. He is shy but can perform in front of many people. He is not so good in his academics. He lacks self motivation and needs to be pushed most of the time. He tends to keep his problem to himself. He is quiet with people he does not know but outgoing with his friends. He is also good in drawing and video computer design.
(Patrick)
1. Musically talented
2. Lazy
3. Computer geek
4. Quiet
5. Artist
by weird mom January 01, 2012
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A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PEICE OF SHIT, Who Is A Complete Cunt of A dude, just a man that you want to beat the shit out of. Thank you

Sincerely,
A Patrick Hater
"Wow Hes Such A Fucking Patrick"

*Gets Beat Up*
"Yeah Fuck That Kid"
by Idk, Fuck You February 13, 2017
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