(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.
Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats
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Pat
Past tense for Pit (verb).
Lewis Hamilton pat in the pit lane.

(he then went on to lose the race because he isn't that good and his team had pat Hamilton badly. This not surprising as Mclaren are a bit crappy)
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Pat
wimpy, wont even talk to his girlfriends,AFRAID OF COMMITMENT! fucking hot, wont stay around long enough to find out his size.. (maybe one day :D) sucks at kissing, WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW! He sucks.... HIS HAIR IS CRAZY!
ex. I'm not a one night stand kind of gal!

Was it pat?

of course! WHO ELSE??

ex.12. DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN POLAND?

would it make a difference?

HE MUST BE A FUCKING PAT!

why'd i fall in love with a fucking pat...
by blondiesforeva1 May 28, 2011

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Whenever someone does somethng embarassing or stupid then ''PAT!'' is shouted out in order to cause the person further embarassment.
First used in Glasgow, Scotland. Now a common phrase in Scottish mainlands.
In math class boy argues with the teacher
Teacher tells boy to sit down
Fustrated at losing arguement, boy storms out class
Fellow classmate shouts 'PAT!' just as he leaves class
Boy feels more embarassedThe end
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Pat
Tune King
He's such a Pat
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Pat
A major tool. Very short. Has laxbro hair but will soon cut it off and realize that without it he is HIDEOUS. MAJOR tool face. Has an extremely small penis and is horrible at everything. Likes to call people fatasses and emo. Gets people to hate him than tries to apologize. He will soon be gay.
Delia ; I CANNOT believe I dated Pat !

Me ;:/
10 years later

Me ; That kid Pat you once dated ... He's gay now.
Delia ; I KNEW IT .
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a drink made of any types of alcohol mixed together so your parents will not find out you've been stealing there alc., try making it you get fucked up
lets go get drunk off Pat
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