Pastured

The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.

Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater.

Pastured by emcmillan444 February 18, 2011

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Put Peter Out to Pasture by SHLA July 24, 2012

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

pasture pot 

it is synonm for low grade marjuana.

i.e., swag weed, pasture pot

pasture pot by behol December 24, 2010

the pasture 

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.

the pasture by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009

greener pastures 

a better place to be

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."

greener pastures by *MICHI* April 1, 2003

greener pasture 

a better or more exciting job or place

A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home

greener pasture by Atom12345 January 6, 2010