eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

by 7th ward lord September 8, 2017

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply

(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it

by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

D’ante Parker

a man hoe, slut, a parker.

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”

by Tallheifer3 February 3, 2023