A skanky 2-bit hoe bag got rich 4 bein the dumbest person alive and sorri 2 all those dumb bitches who say we who hate her are fat poor ugly and dumb actually I'm underweight (thin), fairly well-off, relatively pretty - beautiful compared to that whore as is anyone COCKNOSE and clever also an anorexic skank WHO GOT RICH FROM PORN THIS IS YOUR ROLL MODEL U RETARDS AT LEAST IDOLISE SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!!!
Ewww did u see the simple life
Yer how does Paris Hilton think her brains the size of a pea
by Jenniferx15 June 9, 2006
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A stupid ass white girl who thot it would be fun to watch herself have sex on video!! HOW DUMB!! Wat was the point off that??

" I'm Paris Hilton. I'm a dumb ass white girl who recorded herself had sex."

STUPID.
She's a Paris*or Hilton*

shouting down hall:

PARIS HILTON!

writting a note and u feel in a pissy mood and wana insult your friends. Write:

Paris Hilton.
...but make sure they dont go to urban dictionary.
by Kaleema April 6, 2005
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Someone who is famous for doing nothing. A clear example of the spoiled preppy girl. A walking stick with no butt, breasts or anything. Super slutty person that has sex and everyone in the world sees it. She is a clear example of the White trash syndromme.
Just watch TV daily, she's everywhere!!
by Eggy_Chuck55 June 3, 2005
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A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.
'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'
by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005
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What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
by stranger June 11, 2004
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You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.
Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!
by Darth Assclown August 6, 2005
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Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.
Can Paris Hilton just go away?
by Jon April 15, 2005
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