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an embarrassment to every girl named paris. can be summed up in 2 words QUEEN CUNT!
A:hey look, its paris hilton
B:we should totally go over there and kick her ass
B:yeah, C'mon
by paris243545678687453 August 27, 2006
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Quasi-Sentinent being placed on Earth to make Nicole Richie appear to be a great actress
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fried."
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"
by Xriva March 03, 2006
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Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Synonym: Skeletor

Paris Hilton (Paris Hilltonn)-noun; rich and ugly chick otherwise known as skeletor because of her skinny complection.
by SkeletorHater August 28, 2005
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1. To be a whore
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
Paris Hilton: I'm amazing and talented.

Note to self: Mark on calendar when this happens.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006
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A whore that needs to give me some of her freaking money and stop carrying around that stupid ugly ass dog of hers.
Oh my god, Paris Hilton is a slut!
by Lauren Mc February 15, 2009
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A greasy face ass female who was trying to fuck Chris Brown and cause Rihanna to get shitty and slap the shit outta Chris in return caused him to unleash one of the worst ass wuppings ever experienced
Paris Hilton: Hey Chris you wanna fuck tonight
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
by Bunk1998 February 14, 2009
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