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A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"
Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.
Parasol by Jaack August 21, 2007
A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.
"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"
Parasol by 1337h4xx00rz August 14, 2006

Planetary parasol 

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
Planetary parasol by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat
Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?
Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

Parabola 

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous
Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away
Parabola by Parabola expert April 20, 2017

Paradolia 

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.
While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.
Paradolia by Chet LAX April 8, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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