parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking
Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.
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That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.
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A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.
Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.
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You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.
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one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact
Peter Hastings, currently at Laguna Beach High School
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man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
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Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
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