A 'raw par' (or more rarely 'par squared') is a phrase used predominantly by males of Generation Z. Its primary function is to define the rare occurance in which ones par is negated and made void, by the countering 'raw par' of another.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
Youth 1: FAAM, YOURR NAN IS SO GOOD IN BEDD, SHE OUTDID YOUR MUMM! GET PARRED.
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
by SomeNextGuyFam April 5, 2011
When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.
From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
by Larsonary July 12, 2010
The Par Factor is the active agent for the Law of Par, which is a derivative of Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong, will). The Law of Par states that fate is out to screw you and you will get screwed in the end, not matter what.
As the active agent of the Law of Par, the Par Factor is what actually does the screwing.
As the active agent of the Law of Par, the Par Factor is what actually does the screwing.
Bob: "If you put your chips on red and I put my chips on black, there's a 97.3% chance that one of us will win!!"
Bill: "You're forgetting the Par Factor, there's no chance either of us will win, ever."
*wheel hits green*
Bob and Bill: "Par"
or
When the weather has been beautiful every day you've been stuck inside at work, then the weekend comes and it immediately turns rainy and cold. That's the Par Factor showing you who runs the show.
or
When your car breaks down at the furtherest point from home during your trip... AND you just realize you forgot your cell phone at home... AND the battery in your passenger's phone just died... AND a meteor comes blasting out of the sky and turns your car into a crater... that's par.
Bill: "You're forgetting the Par Factor, there's no chance either of us will win, ever."
*wheel hits green*
Bob and Bill: "Par"
or
When the weather has been beautiful every day you've been stuck inside at work, then the weekend comes and it immediately turns rainy and cold. That's the Par Factor showing you who runs the show.
or
When your car breaks down at the furtherest point from home during your trip... AND you just realize you forgot your cell phone at home... AND the battery in your passenger's phone just died... AND a meteor comes blasting out of the sky and turns your car into a crater... that's par.
by RacerStylez March 19, 2010
its a fun word. its basically the hick equivalent to couture. it comes from 'trailor park' if it wasnt obvious.
you, sir, are very tre par .
by ashlee10 January 20, 2008
When a player misleads the scorer to his true score on a hole of golf. Usually self-deducting a stroke on a bogey because he felt he should have made par.
Chuck:"Why did you give me a five on the last hole? I parred it?"
Bryan: "You hit GIR but then had a 3 putt. So you bogeyed."
Chuck: "No. I had par"
Jeff to Bryan: "Yea, a Chuck Par."
Bryan: "You hit GIR but then had a 3 putt. So you bogeyed."
Chuck: "No. I had par"
Jeff to Bryan: "Yea, a Chuck Par."
by Wagner Eyes September 26, 2011
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