by Syndo September 24, 2009
What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.
See Also: Corn Cob
See Also: Corn Cob
by BillyGoat November 16, 2002
To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
by Kattie February 11, 2007
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
by Yoni zabari February 19, 2007
noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
by DaStalka June 4, 2010