7 definitions by Jackieboy17
An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.
by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017
by Jackieboy17 April 14, 2017
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.
by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016
Blow Ass is an extreme level episode of diarrhea. This generally involves coating the bowl with shit, as occasionally the wall as well.
by Jackieboy17 May 16, 2017
by Jackieboy17 May 3, 2023