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Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.
Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.
by David and Hampton May 2, 2006
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