Pancake

What someone becomes when a fat person sits on them

Dude, that fat chick just made me as flat as a pancake!

by abubba1130 July 18, 2009

Pancake

Someone who is panromantic (romantically attracted to people regardless of gender) and asexual (not sexually attracted to anyone).

She gets crushes on everybody, but sex isn't really her thing. She's totally a pancake.

by aceforcake December 7, 2018

Pancake

When a girl gets tired of getting called pancake from a boy named Christian

Christian:heypancake
Girl: Shut up

by Whatismynmar January 19, 2017

Pancake

A flat, often disc shaped object that is consumed by humans for breakfast.

"Yo daaaawg, I need me some pancakes."

by LaEllaFinch December 27, 2017

Pancake

The art of slapping a girls boob, without groping.

Jared- "Sup, babe. Want me to show you what a pancake is?"
Unsuspecting girl- "Like, duh, its a food! What else can it be?"

*Jared pancakes the girl*

Girl- "You asshole! Oh... wait... ahahaha!"

by TrainedSavior October 14, 2011

Pancake

The act of spreading your ass cheeks and shitting against the vertical surface

Man, fuck that McDonald's cashier. I just pancaked the shit out of the bathroom walls.

by Fiction520 July 21, 2012

Pancake

A Child molester.

That pancake drove his nissan gtr to work today.

The pancake molested my child today.

by incrediryan February 19, 2009