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A Date With Rosie Palms 

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

palmyra area high school 

The shitiest place in Pennsylvania. A school where you'll get black mold poisoning from the matinence staff refusing to fix the pipes and leaving gaping holes in the ceiling that expose students to the toxic air from the attic. Enjoy food poisoning from the cafeteria and some of the saltiest employees you'll ever meet. Have a healthy snack such as the cheapest whole grain knock off cheetos from the vending machine and hope the lil broken ass bitch doesn't take your dollar. Stay fresh PHS.
Palmyra area high school... AKA HELL.

palmyra area high school 

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.

N64 Palms 

Occurs when playing Nintendo 64.
Specifically during a game where you are required to move the joystick clockwise or counterclockwise very quickly and use your palm instead of one dinky finger. This results sometimes in the formation of calluses, and definitely uncomfortable pain for the next few days.
Most common cause: Mario Party mini-games (cast aways, tug o' war, deep sea divers...ect)
Jon: Hey you want to go throw the baseball?
Adam: No, I have fucking N64 Palms because i was playing Mario Party for 3 hours yesterday.
Jon: So did I.
Adam: But you used your thumb for tug o' war you pussy, i used my palms and thats why i won, but now my N64 Palms kill like a mofo.
N64 Palms by Jason13 March 20, 2006

palms flat 

1. A term used to describe an intense sexual experience that usually occurs, but isn't limited to prisons and penitentiaries. The act is so rough that the receiver of the act finds themselves pinned palms flat against a wall or floor. This can be common during surprise butt sex or other surprise sex maneuvers.

2. A phrase that describes how hard you got owned or were defeated by another person, group, entity or poltergeist.
"Why you walking like that?"
"Girl, Tevon got me palms flat last night. I won't be walking right for a week."
palms flat by Nevan April 25, 2017

Hairy Palms 

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.