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"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.
by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 02, 2006
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...Your typing with them....you make me sick!
Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Chewbacca's got hairy palms!
by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003
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masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman
ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....
by lero July 31, 2004
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Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey
by Dave July 08, 2003
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