Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

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Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 4, 2016

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Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex May 14, 2012

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Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 20, 2021

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