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18. Palmer
A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.
In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.
1. Palmer
Someone who's on top of his game..No one can compete with him at everything he does..aka the champ..handsome charming and articulate.
Damn i wish i could be just like Palmer
2. palmer
Another term for a 'hand job'.
So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...
3. Palmer
(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something
Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.
4. Palmer
base unit of measuring breast size
She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.
5. palmer
the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer
6. palmer
sexy, hott, guy u wanna do
james palmer is a hot guy
7. Palmer
Used to define a greedy man whom smoke's all your weed and eats all your food. also referred to as cunt
Person 1 : Yo Were's all the weed??

Person 2 : God Damm Palmer Smoked It All

Person 3 : Its Ok i slept with his girlfriend.
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