an obvious lie; to tell an obvious lie
Don't palin me, you're not six feet tall! You're a midget!
by douggold September 9, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
To ignore a question, and instead, to substitute your own non sequitur. This technique was popularized by Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin in her debate with Joe Biden, and then later emphasized by Tina Fey in her parody of this debate.
Man, you totally pulled a Palin when you responded to the landlord's request for rent with a long tirade on the banks.
by Valatan October 8, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
pal·in (pāl’ĭn) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.
My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice.

by timmyf2 October 12, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
To avoid the question you don't know the answer to with nonsensical jibberish or by changing the subject.
She accused Steve of cheating and he just tried to Palin his way out of it.
by Gram1 November 7, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
Has two definitions:

1) Being completely blindsided by something.

2) To finish something quickly without checking the work and being screwed.
1) That girl told me I'm the baby's daddy...she totally Palined me.

2) I blew through the exam so I could get out of class quickly...after I turned it in I realized I was probably Palined.
by Jrl8883 September 2, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
A annoying shreiking neo-con who doesnt care about anyone. Is not a reformer, also, total cocksucker, like her daughter
Fuck man, that bitch is such a fuckin PALIN!
by clintonisbetter September 5, 2008
Get the Palin mug.
A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.
One palin, two palin, thr-oh GOD ITS HORRIBLE!
by Neptocracy September 6, 2008
Get the Palin mug.