Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 18, 2008

PAINUS

PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.

Penis + Anus = Painus.

It's a noun and a verb.

ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.

Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.

ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

Friend: Ouch...

by The-Mountain November 11, 2011

painus

pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate

Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

painus

Other way of saying "penis".

Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.

by Morango August 23, 2006

painus

The discomfort that occurs during the process of eating the anus of a pig.

"I took the first bite and was immediately hit with the most painus I'd ever experienced."

by Zachwashere March 25, 2022

painu vittuun!

painu vittuun! is same than eng. fuck off!

-hei, ajat kuin ääliö!
-painu vittuun!

-hey, you drive like idiot!
-fuck off!

by matti March 7, 2005

painus in the anus

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017