Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.
Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!
by Brizzle Fo Shizzle December 24, 2007
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when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present
Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010
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At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.
So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.
by Steven661 December 6, 2007
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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner
Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)
by joestealthmode April 5, 2019
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An excuse to use when you get a hickey
Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday
by Nyanna October 9, 2019
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Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.
by Gray. February 4, 2010
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