paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead

I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.

by dicks mcgee March 23, 2007

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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

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Paddle and Peach

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.

Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!

by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

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Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.

Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.

by lawrencerapier April 25, 2012

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