Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

by BAF JAF November 14, 2013

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006

Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

by Ordinary Owl February 04, 2009

Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009

pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006

Pabst Smear

Half a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon with a half pint of Stout or Porter on top; typically Guinness.

I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.

by QueefSauce February 05, 2022