Paaland

Rapunzel on steroids. A Viking who camps in the box to score shameless tap-ins.

It can only be used in the box, as he doesn't exist outside it

Paaland- Noun

by Al Nassr January 5, 2023

Paaland

Shameless statpadder currently playing for a shameless club. Most of his boring goals are penalties or tap-ins and he only scores a decent goal once in a blue moon.

Did you see the goal Paaland scored last night?
Yes it made me fall asleep instantly.

by ball knowledge April 28, 2023

Paaland

a big viking that terrorizes the opposition box with tap ins he is a poacher and loves penaltys he has never scored a worldie give him his tap in or he will retire

did you paaland??
means i taped in in her box

by zest zaza March 25, 2023