playstation portable: the first handheld video game platform to offer ps2 quality gameplay along with many ipod-esque features that kick the shit out of a lame nintendo DS (or DSi). it is also home to the irritating web browser i'm using to write this definition. sometimes reffered to as playstation pornable because of said web browser
psp makes anywhere better
by taco pown3r August 19, 2009
A fairly expensive portable system. Can display near PS2 quality graphics, and also can play movies and store MP3s.
Basically, if you have the money to spend and want more than a game system, buy a PSP. If you have a smaller budget and want a game system, buy a Nintendo DS. Oh yeah, the PSP has less battery life than the DS. Also, Sony has such a fanbase that most people won't consider buying a DS, though it is (IMO) the better system. Damn Sony fanboys.
Someone: I bought a PSP!
Someone Else: I bought a DS!
Someone: DS sucks.
Someone Else: The DS rocks.
Someone: *sony fanboy rage*
Someone Else: F*** off.
by Pat Lowe June 22, 2005
Almost a games handheld, but has so much packed into it, it took several scientists to realise that could play games.
Number 1: So what games do have for the PSP?
Number 2: The PSP has GAMES?!
by Rikco August 25, 2007
A solid portable made by Sony to rival that of the Nintendo handheld monopoly. With many Nintendo fanboy's flaming it on this site, its easy to think its a peice of crap. Its not. Its a solid peice of equipment that is for the more mature gamer. Like hte Xbox equivenalant VS the gaemcube. Im not flaming Nintendo, nor Sony.

Extreme graphics
Multimedia Functions
Great Games
Good Name Behind Them

Low Battery Life (6-8 hours)
Expensive Memory Units
(i myself have 256mg. Card)
A Wealth Of Nintendo Fanboys Flaming It
Expensive Unit ($200-250)

(note: Im not trying to flame Nintendo or Sony, Im just saying NINTENDO FANBOYS SUCK)
Kid-Wow! You got a PSP?
Kid2- Yeah!
Kid- How is it?
Kid2- Good. I like it a lot
Nintendo Fanboy - Tat is teh suxxor!
*smites Nintendo Fanboy*
*gives Kid a cokie*
by Guilty August 02, 2005
Stands for Pretty Small Penis. Sometimes used by elementary school boys to mock their friends, who think that they are referring to the PlayStation Portable and thus results in a hilarious conversation.
"Hey man, were you playing with your P.S.P. last night?"

"Yeah! I got the new model! It's even smaller than the original!"

"*snickers* Good for you..."
by alexis a. March 31, 2008
A status symbol for nerds with money to burn. I got rid of mine after I found out just how Sony planned to support it. (READ: Poorly) and how they treat anyone who tries to support it well (i.e Lik-Sang)

Sony fanboys delude themselves into thinking that anyone who hates the system is either "poor" or, "a kid" who must own a DS. Which hurts when you use your gaming choice as a measure of your own self-worth.

One common insult, is to attack a person's wealth (and thus, their worth)

The thing is, if you can afford to buy a PSP you can afford a DS (eventually games and accessories destroy any accusations of poverty. Poor people don't buy video games, it goes in with the whole "not having money thing". (surprise!)

The difference is, while the DS owners are busy playing more new games, the only thing PSP owners seem to have are emulated 15 year old games FROM NINTENDO and a Grand Theft Auto port, and you need to hack the thing to play the old games! (and updating firmware, which is required to play the newer games, negates you're ability to hack. And "bricking" the system, which fanboys seem to glaze over is quite common.

You'd think being such "big spenders" (and thus, better than you) they could afford portable DVD players and all the great features that PSP has only much much better. If PSP players are so wealthy, then why don't they buy an Alienware laptop?
It's like a guy with a cool car mocking a guy with scooter, while a guy with 5 luxury cars, a yacht and a helicopter in earshot just shakes his head.
PSP is a like a hummer. Looks cool but runs out of gas before you leave the driveway.
DS is like a sensible, comfortable car. Isn't as flashy but better in what's important.

DS section of store: lined with games not all great but the ratio of good to bad blows PSP away.
PSP section of store: slim section filled with 60-70% movies you already have on DVD with one or two good games swimming a small collection of poorly to average-rated ports.

Most PSP owners are more concerned with appearing cool (which they don't, neither do DS owners). They think ownership of such, makes them better some how, which is sad on so many levels. They wear their ownership of a fucking game console as a badge on honor. It's not.
PSP fanboy: You're just angry you can't afford a PSP.

ME: Actually I owned an imported white PSP and I used it as a 250 dollar MP3 player.

PSP fanboy 2: u phail n00b go play kidee gamez on ur DS PSP pwnz joo!!111!

Me: *marvels at irony of FB2 calling anything I do "kiddie" (Castlevania?) owns me, Really? Why?

Well spoken fanboy: Because you can hack the firmware and emulate SNES games on it for starters.

Me: No kidding? and you find paying $250 for a portable high-end system just to play 15-20 year old Nintendo/Sega games on the go, is worth it?

Fanboy 3: PSP is the best portable ever it owns.

Me: Sounds more like PSP "owns" you.
by FlowersInMidgar May 01, 2007
paintshop pro, an image creating and editing program produced by jasc that is used professionally or just for the hell of it to (usually) make website layouts.
most everyone has it, but the question is do they know how to use it?
by etchasketch January 05, 2004
God's gift to nerds. a device that you can put porn on and jerk off in the the men changing room in wal-mart
walter was horny and he had is psp that had porn he when into the changing room and left a sticky surprise.
by Pizzdolf May 30, 2008
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