Poxed 

cursed. having bad luck.

From "a pox on both your houses!" Only its you, you're having bad luck and lots of it. Like, if you keep getting sick, or you're in a fender bender and on the way to the mechanics you're in another you'd say, "Dude, I'm poxed."

Poxed by day by day August 22, 2008

pokedeath 

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.

A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.

pokedeath by N04h July 31, 2016

pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity

Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed

pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013

poped 

A Person getting killed in EVE Online by a Member of the "Sixth Empire" (6E) Alliance.

Definition:
Blessing a Person in the Name of the Space Pope through actions of the Pope himself or another Member of Sixth Empire.
Known as

"spreading Love with/by Lasers"

or

"receiving Love with/by Lasers".

A successful blessing (poping) results in the complete destruction of the poped Pilots Ship and/or Pod.

- He was poped by that 6E Pilot.
- Poped you, Mike Foxtrot!

poped by Lance Taggart April 7, 2021

Poked Out 

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.

Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!

Poked Out by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

pokedex 591 

sus pokemon

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

pokedex 591 by bignus May 5, 2021

Banana Poked 

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

Banana Poked by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010