PMILK 

The acronym for everything you need when you leave the house.
P-Phone
M-Money
I-Identification
L-Lipstick/Lipgloss
K-Keys

1: What do I need today?
2: All you need is PMILK

PMILK by crinkless March 15, 2008

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This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead

I was in PE doing some sit ups and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.

poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq by Simipom June 4, 2019

pilk 

when you mix pepsi with milk

here have some pilk

pilk by dumshiba July 30, 2020

Pilk Day 

The day you drink a glass full of pilk (December 14th)

"Here, drink this pilk, its Pilk Day"
"I really love Pilk Day"

Pilk Day by Jygga December 14, 2021

pilk 

There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.

Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."

pilk by Galactipod October 19, 2021

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

poilk 

a random word a stranger yelled at me so im making it a definition

you poilk

poilk by poilk February 10, 2022