This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead
I was in PE doing some situps and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.
There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.
Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."