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Pulling my fucking hair out, reaction to something/someone that is frustrating or irritating, frustration of getting nowhere
Unhappy computer user: This PC refuses to start even after trying out everything possible. PMFHO!! Help needed guys..
PMFHO by gaga1988 November 21, 2011
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When Bill Hopp JR. thinks something is hilarious, the term PMFAO will be given in place of "LMFAO"
PMFAO: Popping My Fucking Ass Off.

Bill likes popcorn so much, he has to "Pop" his ass off.
Bill Hopp JR. looks at a GFS Snow map in the middle of January. It shows a 3 foot blizzard for Baltimore.

"PMFAO he says! It's going to happen because JB mentioned it earlier"
PMFAO by Dah Weather G July 28, 2013
Related Words
PMFHO pmfo PMFPO Pfhoon Pfhor PMFAO PMHOTT pmphobia PM Showers
It means anything and everything, usually used as a reference to a swear word.
What the pfhoon?
Pfhoon by Kalstormblud September 15, 2009
Your frustrate me so much im going to PMHOTT
PMHOTT by Captain Crank September 16, 2012
stands for: “piss my fetus out”
omg that joke was so funny it made me pmfo
pmfo by shanems49 December 24, 2020
Stop being such a pfhor.

As usual, he doesn't understand because he is a Pfhor.
Pfhor by YourOkiNotScary April 26, 2010

pmphobia 

In the IRC (Internet Relay Chat) world PM-Phobia (PM=Private Message)is the fear of unsolicited Private Messages particularly those of a sexual nature.
Hey baby can I pm you for a second, "No, I got pmphobia" get lost. i.e Hey hotty want to see my *bleep* pm me and I'll give you the password; no, and thank god for my pmphobia.
pmphobia by Brossia February 10, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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