(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.
Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.
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noun; food on a blanket in the park
verb; to eat food on a blanket in the park
adjective; cool
noun; lets go to the picnic
verb; let me see you get your picnic on
adjective; damn your looking picnic tonight!!
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Dude 1: You wanna picnic at the park later?
Dude 2: Yeah and we should get more people to help bring supplies.
Dude 2: Good idea. POT luck.
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The IT guy said Jim was a PICNIC since he continues to power off his work computer by forcing it to shut down every time he's done surfing for porn.
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A cross between a hipster and a beatnik. They often refer to cops as ants for breaking up the party. A group of picnics can be called a picnic basket, although they find this term offensive.
The Hold Steady. Gonjasufi. Devandra Banhart. Dave Eggars. Spike Jonze. Jimmy Carter. are all Picnics.
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A term used to describe the gatherings held in slave days when slave oweners would "pick-nigs". The "g" was replaced with "c" to create a more PC word.
Lets go to the picnic to get some new slaves
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A sex party and/or orgy where everyone must have at least one sexualy transmitted disease(std)
My balls itch, that must have been some picnic last night.
by The Albino Rhino April 17, 2004
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