PEZbian

A sexuality where you are so deeply in love with the candy, PEZ, that you would literally marry it.

Jack: "I'm thinking about asking Gina to the prom."

Jim: "Good luck, man. She's a PEZbian."

by Turpinator February 24, 2010

pezbian

someone who has a strong sexual attraction to the famous childhood candy, PEZ

person 1: i really like pez

person2: Wait are you a pezbian

by big boi kezzer August 22, 2019

Pezbian

A woman who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to Pez dispensers. The rapper Future claims to be able to convert women into Pezbians using his mystical 'P.'

Nayvadius: "She not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pezbian"

by kulsaar February 6, 2022

pezbian

someone who has a strong sexual attraction to the famous childhood toy known as pez dispensers

person 1: i really like pez

person 2: are you a f*****h pezbian

by big boi kezzer August 22, 2019