PEZbian Share definition Flag A sexuality where you are so deeply in love with the candy, PEZ, that you would literally marry it. Jack: "I'm thinking about asking Gina to the prom."Jim: "Good luck, man. She's a PEZbian." PEZbian by Turpinator February 24, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the PEZbian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch