The PC itself is a religion among these people, a god like deity. The average PC Elitist will fight to the death to protect its mother, it's creator, it's god. The PC.
They are everywhere, watching your every movement, more dangerous than the delusional Wiitards, starting a war agaisnt the PC Elitist is ILL ADVISED. There have been many cases where the console class citizens have sold their PC's out of pure butthurt.
No-one knows where they came from but there are millions of them and they are spreading. They have the attributes of a virus and continue to spread, even to this very day. Some say they existed way before the dawn of man. Who knows? Maybe your a PC Elitist?
PC Elitist 2: Our mother PC will protect us from the lower class gaming citizens, the consoles!
Ps3 user: PC sucks, so does the Xbox and Wii, the cell will rage a holy war agaisnt your foul people!
Xbox user: Cell sucks, pc suck, Wii blows and Xbox has Halo! All hail Halo!
Elitist 1 and 2: Purge them! Wipe them from the face of the planet! Remove their foul stench from this universe! Destroy them!
1. Graphic Superiority of PCs over Consoles
2. Infinite Backwards compatibility
3. Mouse and Keyboard beat out Controllers
4. Believe that all Games are PC games since you can't program on a Console
5. Believe in User Generated content for games
6. Feel that DLC should be Free.
7. Think Xbox Live is filled with racist twelve year olds.
8. Know what Steam is and have never bought a game from Gamestop since.
9. Feel that FPS should never have went to console
10. Hate Consoles
Bill: No they don't you PC Elitist
John: Did you read the latest issue of PC Gamer?
Bill: No, John. I'm not a PC Elitist like you.
John: I'm a PC Elitist and proud of it.
Bill: Yes and I can name one more thing you are.
Sure, your PC may have better graphics, and cool mods for your games, so why are you spending so much time bashing consoles, if your precious PC is such a godsend?
Could it be because the PC is constantly getting shafted by gaming companies by either not releasing content for PC, or releasing content that is better on console? Could it be because the PC is irrelevant compared to the console industry? Could it be because building a gaming rig is so much more expensive than just buying an equally worthy console? Could it be because most PC elitists are sweaty neckbeards that are butthurt because of all of the above?
I think so.
Console gamer: Dumb elitist, each system is worthy of owning. Sorry you're just pissed you spent $1000 on your gaming rig, when I spent $200 on my console.
PC Elitist : PC for life!
Console gamer: Whatever, go back in the basement and jack off to your PC by yourself.
...are the biggest graphics whore]s. Their main argument for the superiority of the PC is that it has the best graphix ev4r! But that's only if you're willing to pay for the top of the line, latest and greatest GPU that can cost hundreds of dollars.
...think PC has the only worthwhile games, which 95% of them are FPSes, RTSes, and MMORPGs.
...believe all console games are designed for children. You know the "I only play M rated games because i'm so hardcore" stereotype? Yep, those are PC elitists.
...think controllers/gamepads are worthless and that you might as well be trying to control the game with your mind. KEYBOARD AND MOUSE 4EVUR!!1
...think games such as Super Mario Bros., Castlevania, Final Fantasy, Mega Man, Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, Sonic, Metroid, Resident Evil, Tekken, Gears of War, Parasite Eve, Metal Gear Solid and Grand Theft Auto are hopelessly primitive and outdated, don't have good graphics, and are for little kids.
PC Elitist: LOL what is this? The Commodore 64 age? I only play PC games because i'm so grown up. Console games are for little kids who can't handle the 1337 PC.
Guy: What a faggot