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1.
The thing under your hands at this current moment
dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself
by Dan Plunkett December 05, 2007
 
2.
Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.
"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
by Jack Nicholson February 16, 2006