A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.
Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!
Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk
Your house or room.
"Hey baby. Let's go back to my pad for some action."
A cotton like material that women wear when they are on their period. It should be changed often.
Oh god! Jennifer you smell like a diaper! Go change your pad
a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.
ugh... go change your pad.
Abbreviation for: party and drink.
Used largely by American teens and young adults in social media.
man 1: yo man what up?
man 2: you up fo' some pad?
man 1: pad it is
man 3: paaaaad!
Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.
Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.
Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?
Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.
Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
Post Atomic Dump Syndrome
The groggy, unstable feeling after taking an enormous dump
. This can be worsened by consuming large amounts of cheese or spicy foods.
I'd love to go out tonight but I have PADS and won't be able to walk for another hour