7 definitions by 1337c0d3d00d

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A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 05, 2011
A physical human wall of guys used to protect yourself from strippers approaching you at a strip club. By strategically placing your self inside this wall of men, you form a barrier. This is the typical approach by committed men so they can feel good about telling their significant others that 'were having a blast, we're two hours outside of wine country honey.'
Russ: What are you going to tell Katie when we go to the strip club?
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 08, 2012
This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA
by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013
A city where all the inhabitants could not rub two coins together to buy anything because they don't even have two coins.

Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
That dude just drove into broke city and has checked in for a long time.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 05, 2011
Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.
Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah
by 1337c0d3d00d August 25, 2014
Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013

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