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steak pillow

This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.

Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.

by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013

SCSG

Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.

Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah

by 1337c0d3d00d August 25, 2014

leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

pad

Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!

dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.

Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up like chi chi.

by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.

Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up BIBBED UP like chi chi.

by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020