When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.
This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard
1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.
Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA
1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.
Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA
by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.
Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up like chi chi.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up like chi chi.
by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!
dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.
commando: yeah, hes pad.
by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.
Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah
by 1337c0d3d00d August 25, 2014

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.
Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up BIBBED UP like chi chi.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up BIBBED UP like chi chi.
by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

A city where all the inhabitants could not rub two coins together to buy anything because they don't even have two coins.
Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011

Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
