P Mike

The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...

Why do they call you P Mike?

Yo, where is P Mike?

P Mike...where have you been?

P Mike by Siri.1 October 4, 2012

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Mike P.

A freestyle battle rapper from the Northern Kentucky area. Recently crowned the MTVU Spring Break "Battle Rap Champ" in Panama Florida during spring break.

Mike P. Winning verse from mtvu battle:
"U get no Leway-
Get beat in a Battle rap 3way-
U aint never seen play-
Beanie sigle and freeway had a three way with there dj-
and thats what happened."

Mike P. by Mr. Brockley April 12, 2009

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mikey p

P-nasty a dude who wears moon boots and pink mittens and often gets hammered off blue light.

Look at that drunkguy with those weird shoes on he's such a Mikey p

mikey p by hcjvknibh December 16, 2013

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Mikey P Minute

When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later

Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.

Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.

Guy1: oh, ight my b

Mikey P Minute by JPMcdoodle July 4, 2018

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Mikey P Chuckwagon

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)

Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!

Mikey P Chuckwagon by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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