by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005
A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.
by makariln August 6, 2003
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by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region
Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
by The cheating system February 1, 2011
A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of:
one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey
It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.
one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey
It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.
by Frederico July 11, 2005
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