Oxygen Bandit

Demeaning description of a human, who is of no use or benefit for our planet and/or society. As do all humans during their lifetime, he/she will always use oxygen to survive, but because of the nature of the human, they will never use this resource in a constructive, positive, or useful manner. Therefore they are deemed as stealing oxygen from earth’s atmosphere, i.e an Oxygen Bandit. Can be used in similar fashion as: scum , pathetic , loser

"Your brother is the biggest loser I know, I he's defiantly a oxygen bandit"

"...no i dont want any cheap smack you oxygen bandit!"

by Alex V November 11, 2004

Oxygen Bandit

senior and/or other individuals seen pulling around tanks of oxygen to aid in respiration

"check out that fuckin' oxygen bandit"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

by mien kamf July 12, 2015

Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022