Ownie 

Ownie is a name derived from the word “Owner”. This name is bestowed on the member of a friend group distinguished as the owner of the group, particularly if the other members are referred to by pet names eg. cat and dog.

“I am Ownie, the owner of the Cat and Dog”

Ownie by anonymous October 23, 2020

Ownie 

a special friend. variations include a) bonie: best friend; b) slonie: sleeping own friend; c) sony: sexy type friend; d) lonie: lazy ownie; e) ponie: pooping own; f) own type: magic friend

Ownie: Hi own-type. me and mine.

Ownie by adrienne and stephen January 13, 2008

Ownie 

A very kind and special person, people that mistreat her will regret it when they don’t have such an awesome friend, they will always have your back and support you and care for you at any time

Ownie is such a kind person to everyone

Ownie by vVerum August 1, 2019

Ownie McOwn 

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.

Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!

Ownie McOwn by B money April 30, 2004

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. 

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020