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Ownie
a special friend. variations include a) bonie: best friend; b) slonie: sleeping own friend; c) sony: sexy type friend; d) lonie: lazy ownie; e) ponie: pooping own; f) own type: magic friend
Ownie by adrienne and stephen January 13, 2008
Ownie McOwn
An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!
Me: Who?!?!
Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!
Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
Me: Who?!?!
Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!
Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
Ownie McOwn by B money April 30, 2004
Bitch, OWNED!!!
Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.
In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.
Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009
self-owned
a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation
backfire rebound boomerang
backfire rebound boomerang
self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.