1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST
2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning
Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber
Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless
"Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!"
"Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter"
Alex:Those are ostriches Don.
Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"