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Hideously fugly tall bird (Erin Beam) who can run up to 40-50 mph. It has an abnormal height and akward long neck, small head (a bit egyptian) and two-toed feet with a touch of cankles. It is the largest living bird known to man. Mates with bosnian/ black human men, prefers to give head for money.
got head from that ostrich last night for 5$
by ostrichhater June 18, 2011
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To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich
Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched
by pakmann May 21, 2012
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"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)
The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"
by ClassicJules August 03, 2010
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A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.
Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!

Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!

Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.

by Jack Bozdog December 09, 2006
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A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.
I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.
by John 1955s October 03, 2009
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to hide away, the equivalent to an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.

Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
by smrtcookie January 23, 2012
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A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.
That barmaids one fucking ostrich.
by Saoirse September 01, 2003
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