Osteopathy

the only practice in the health industry that actually wants to and does make you better

Michael studied osteopathy cause he gives a shit

Osteopathy by suetrolldogg69 January 14, 2017

osteoporosis 

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

Otsego 

Otsego is a city located in Michigan, a town in Minnesota, and a county in New York. Wayne Static of Static-X attended college near Otsego Michigan. He found the town so depressing that he named the song "Otsegolation" after it. On every album after the first there is an Otsego song: Otsego Undead, Otsegolectric, and finally Otsego Amigo. The reason why three more Otsego songs were writen is unclear.

Listen to all four Otsego songs and figure it out.

Otsego by Josh Bessler June 28, 2005

osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.

Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.

osteobation by osteohater March 27, 2009

osteostache 

Originated in Kirksville, MO with Andrew Taylor Still, MD, the founding father of Osteopathic Medicine (DO). The osteostache is a manly mustache worn by an osteopathic physician or medical student.

The osteostache has evolved since 1892 to include a mustache as the foundation and any variation of the remaining facial hair, often shaved to resemble civil war generals, adult film stars, famous WWII dictators, crickers, or the lettering of the heritage of A. T.'s name sake: ATSU or KCOM.

The osteostache is worn with pride by KCOM second year medical students as they welcome the incoming class of first year medical students to Kirksville and KCOM - A time honored tradition with regards to A. T. Still and all practicing DOs.

New med student #1: "Dude, what is the deal with all of these second year students and their cricker mustaches?

New med student #2: "I don't know, but they look like A. T. Still..."

Old med student: "It is the osteostache my dear children. Live it. Love it. Fear it. It keeps the incredible amount of knowledge I've learned from herniating my brain through my face...True Story."

osteostache by kcommedic August 5, 2011

Osteopelosi 

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

Osteopelosi by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Testicular Osteoporosis by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020