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The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)
Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."
by Genovese, Franco January 07, 2012

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