by YoYasha.com October 29, 2014
Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.
Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.
Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.
Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.
Optimism
Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.
Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.
Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.
Optimism
by UrbanDictionaryUsername August 1, 2012
This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
by Redfoxx33 June 22, 2015
Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.
by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE May 22, 2011
the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"
by CorrodedBeing December 3, 2004
A combination of the words "optimal" and "ultimate" used by some high tier players in Dragon Ball FighterZ when performing a super "saucy" combo. Hence the word combination.
- "I can't believe he used Ultra Instinct Goku to completely bait the opponent and be cool in the progress"
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.
by ShadoWolfFighterZ July 17, 2023