openly closeted 

Adjective

1. Making no effort to hide your flaming homosexuality but labeling yourself "straight" and acting as if nobody (including your wife) notices. Often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.

An openly closeted man makes no effort to hide his flaming homosexuality, yet claims to be straight.

"Did you see Marcus tweeting about making cookies during a Golden Girls marathon last night? You think his wife knows she's married to a gay guy?"

"Nah. He's openly closeted, and she thinks he's the perfect man."

openly closeted by elyeasbane November 11, 2014

Opilitus

Spontaneous failure of your Mazda 3 MPS.

"My gearbox and engine just Blew up. My MPS has a bad case of Opilitus" - MPS Driver

Opilitus by Doctor113 August 29, 2012

Oneil 

Oneil is a variation of Irish name O'neill.

It translates as the Son Of Neil.

Neil = Champion therefore Oneil means Son of the Champion

You see that guy over there?
His ancestors were champions, thats why he is called Oneil.

Oneil by oneil9 January 19, 2013

Opilola 

The best drink ever. It is a soda with ingredients that are extracted from the opium plant. Some people prefer to drink it in an opium den. Lola is featured as the spokesperson for Opilola in some of the Opilola commercials.

Fred: Man, I'm thirsty!
Lola: You should try some Opilola!

Opilola by T-Rex-Man November 19, 2009

Opeoluwa 

Opeoluwa is a unisex name from the yoruba tribe in Nigeria, meaning thanks to God almighty.

What is your name? It’s Opeoluwa and it means - i thank God

Opeoluwa by Thebahdguy February 2, 2020

openly straight 

a person who identifies as straight, i.e interested in the opposite gender; out about being a heterosexual

dude. my openly straight friend just got married yesterday. i'm totally supportive.

openly straight by openlystraight July 31, 2009

opeoluwa 

A Yoruba name given to an extremely beautiful, hot, spicy, fun to be with, extremely patient and generous lady ... a very gorgeous and stunning beauty to behold ... it is a very powerful name...

Look at this beautiful girl... her name is Opeoluwa 💃🏽

opeoluwa by Uchaaaay gurrrrrlllll March 18, 2017