Kurt: Yeah righto mate, bottoms up shit head! (drinks bong water)
Jameson: Oi check that bird with the nice ass.
Max: Oos bro that's one hell of a piece!
(chick turns around and reveals a proper hunchback from 300 face)
Jameson & Max: Ooooooss!!
Bob: Oi Jessup, a hundred bucks if you shoot a basket from the half-way line.
Jessup: You're on mate. (He shoots, he scores!)
Bob: Oos cunt. Here's a watermelon.
Dangles: Oi Wally, what do you get when you throw a baby down the stairs?
Wally: I don't know you bloody noonga. What?
Dangles: An erection!