When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017
The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM, Facebook or any other social group.
Dwayne Danglewood: Dude that comment you posted last night made no sense! Were you drunk or something?
Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.
Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.
by Alec Verdegen February 21, 2008
When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014
A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.
by Bobstafarian June 21, 2010
A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr November 18, 2007
by yettimatt September 17, 2011
Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
by BubaMan January 29, 2014