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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
Get the One Handed Bandit mug.A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.
Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
Get the Machine gun whore mug.Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.
Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
Get the In-Law Food mug.A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
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