One Size Fists All 

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.

Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!

One Size Fists All by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011

one size fits all 

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

one size fits all by Light Joker October 19, 2006

one size fits all 

(Phrase) With only a tiny minoritory of exceptions, everyone should be happy with the decision.

Hitler commiting suicide was a one size fits all action

one size fits all by Gumba Gumba May 15, 2004

one size fits all 

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

one size fits all by bill of swift April 27, 2016

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

one fits size all by barry_tje November 28, 2025