A person, normally a man, who owns a onahole(Japanese pocket pussy). Some or even most times onaholers may prefer it over the real thing because 1.) It’s sole purpose is to give nothing but pleasure 2.) It doesn’t nag or boss them around 3.) It’s ultra ribbed and has state of the art design to manipulate the insides of a tight Asian woman’s pussy. Enough said...ladies you’ve got some real competition going on.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.